Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door – *clicks light* – that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y’wanna come in? Alright, watch this – *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]