missmeeya:

pepperedpotato:

naturepunk:

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

Look at this adorable idiot trying to be all seductive and shit. I want like five of them. 

Hatoful boyfriend.

Lady off screen: What are you doing pigeon?

[Pigeon begins to coo and preen]

Lady: No pigeon, breeding with me would be counter productive.

[Pigeon continues to coo and preen]

Lady: We have incompatible genitals, pigeon!

[Pigeon darts forward]

Lady: No, pigeon, no! Aaaah! [While laughing] Fuck! No! God damn it pigeon!

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